Monday, February 24, 2014

One-Word Reviews

WELCOME, OSCARS WEEK.

Folks, this is the homestretch in the awards long haul that began last May. We've made it! To kick things off (and because I haven't had time to write more full reviews), I'm giving you my one-word reviews for the Best Picture contenders, with the nominees ranked from worst to best. In a word: enjoy!




9. CAPTAIN PHILLIPS = FORGETTABLE.



8. HER = LIFELESS.



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7. PHILOMENA = JUDI.


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6. AMERICAN HUSTLE = MESSY. 


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5. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET = BRASH. 


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4. DALLAS BUYERS CLUB = INTENSE.


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3. NEBRASKA = UNDERSTATED.


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2. GRAVITY = VISIONARY.


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1. 12 YEARS A SLAVE = GAME-CHANGER.

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